HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE
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OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS
THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY, YOU MAY ALSO CALL THEM [DRACO VOLANS], WHICH, BTW, LITERALLY IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING FLYING DRAGONS BECAUSE EVEN SCIENCE KNOWS WHEN TO STEP ASIDE AT LET MYTHOLOGY TAKE OVER.
SEE THAT SPINE THING THAT ITS WINGSAILS GROW OUT OF?
THAT IS A FUCKING RIB
LOOK AT THIS SKELETON
LOOK AT HOW COOL THAT IS
THEY LIVE IN THE PHILIPPINES AND CAN GET AS BIG AS A FOOT LONG AND BASICALLY
BASICALLY DRAGONS ARE REAL
LET’S HAVE A FUCKING PARTY
Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
the origin of duel monsters
i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
Mr. Colossal, Kaonashi, and….Jesus Christ runs a marathon in Tokyo
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*